AUTOFELLATIO: BOOST FOR YOGA
To attempt to become an autofellatioist—would this be stretching things too far?
I think it may be stretching narcissism too far.
(Note: The following unedited letter was received from a Los Angeles man in response to the preceding question and answer.)
Dear Doctor:
The letter regarding "autofellatio" intregs me. I never heard the word before altho I was a devoted practioner of that glorious pastime for years & years.
Let's start at the beginning. When I was not more than five years old I had a favorite place in our woodshed where I could sit & try to satisfy a strong desire to kiss the head of my penis (erected). I tried quite often for years and when I was twelve made it just on the tip. As time went on I got better until at about fourteen I could take the whole head in my mouth & roll my tongue around it. I can't remember the first time I got it off but not long thereafter.
From then on it was an almost daily ritual—loving, kissing, biting, & teasing. If I did not have at least a half hour of privacy I would not bother. Some days twice and on occasion three times. My, my, my! in all of Heaven's creation there is no pleasure like this.
I married when I was forty-eight (dam fool) & never had enough privacy very often so gradually got out of practice (stiff back). Got my last one at fifty-eight—if I die this evening I go willingly. I've sur had more than my share—thousands & thousands.
Every word of this is true So help me God.
As for narcissism—I wonder if there is a healthy male in this world who has not wished he could lean over & kiss his erection smack on the head as I have done?
I have met two men in my time who said they could.
(Note: I posted this letter on the bulletin board of a hospital ward and invited the staff to draw an appropriate reply.
The best drawing was inserted into the envelope provided by the sender and the wordless message returned by mail.)
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